Sunday, 29 May 2011

Quick Update.

Ill, Vomiting, Arse Gravy, John Hurt scene in Alien type pain, apologies,back soon, possible assasination attempt by SWMBO, later's and no need to leave a comment.

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  1. can i leave a comment anyway?

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  2. I'm going to comment anyway, no reply needed. Get well soon Fran. We will be thinking of you.

    Cheers

    Will

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  3. Assassination attempts? I'm sending my Madagascar penguins to investigate the crime spot. Hope you have some gas masks for them for the toilet investigation part :P

    Hope you'll be back soon and well repaired ;)

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  4. The brown lasers are never fun!

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  5. Poor chap!! You missed a great game on Saturday, give us a ring, I'm sick of leaving messages on your phones that you DON'T ANSWER!!!

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  6. Alas, poor Fran. I knew him, Ray.

    (A misquote from Hamlet!)

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  7. Arse Gravy??? I was away to have a KFC with a side of gravy but I think I will pass on that now!!

    Anyway get well soon!

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  8. i will leave a comment anyway

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  9. Boiled eggs and bananas are good. Bum squirts are the pits...once I got ameobic dysentry...try squirting out of both ends at the same time...takes a bit of co-ordination. I lost a lot of blood, weight and a kidney...not all in that order though...screwed up the heavy drinking.................for a while :-D
    Get better soon
    Cheers
    paul

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  10. Hope you get better, come back soon !

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  11. Be better! I only have a cold, and I got some ads back up! :D:D:D THanks for your support, and BE BETTER!!!

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  12. Be well, between you and Ray, I live a vicarious wargaing existence.

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  13. You need to hire a lackey as a food/drink taster imo.

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  14. I hope you'll get better very soon ;)

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  15. :( Hope you feel better soon.

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  16. i left a comment anyway, hope you get better, i hope you enjoyed those chocolate pastries i sent you, they had laxatives, take care!

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  17. TMI... but that's "good" to know...
    Get better bro we miss you

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  18. Well maybe I want to leave a comment. Whadda'think of that? Rest up then come on over to the dark side of the 360 so Tim can blow your brains out. Ha.

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  19. SWMBO--Sisters With Master's of Business O--no that can't be it...sisters with mighty Big...O's? do you know, Ray?

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  20. Arse gravy bahahahah !! thats rank mate! theres something fundamentally disturbing about a bum gush.... does my head in everytime it happens. (thank God its not often) get better bro.

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  21. Get better! Hope you haven't been to Germany in the last two weeks (or had contact to someone who has been there recently). We have some serious problems with coli bacteria around here.

    Whiteface / Oliver

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  22. Good god, I hope you didn't eat any spanish vegetables...
    If so, you should really consider going to a hospital. Spanish vegetables spread EHEC. I don't know if there are issues with this in other countries than germany, media is focussing on GER. Hope you get well soon!
    //mojo

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  23. I hope you're feeling better already.

    That list of comments was a tough read too. As kingsleypark suggested, not one to browse before eating.

    And man, Paul's Bods, that's a rough story.

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  24. Best whishes, Fran. Hope that´s not this EHEC-Thing wich runs throughout Germany...

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  25. Guy: Hey Doc, what can I use to stop the diarrhea?
    Doc: Have you tried with lemon?
    Guy: Yeah, but when I take it out it starts again...

    Ok, bad joke... XD

    Seriously, I hope you will feel better soon...
    Cheers
    Gnotta'

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  26. I don't know if you have "curing pills" available to you, but they usually border on the miraculous for situations like these. Oriental markets usually carry them, if you can get some kind soul to pick them up for you. They are a staple in our first aid kit.

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  27. Is it ok to touch my keyboard whilst looking at your post? Get well soon Fran.

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  28. food poisoning or Zombie plague? Get well soon sir.

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  29. That doesn't sound good, hope you feel better soon man!!!

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  30. Don't forget to save your ass gravy for the mashed potatoes! Seriously, get well soon, dude. Take care.

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  31. Hope you're on the mend soon mate and doing no more of the Truffle Shuffle ;o)

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  32. Oh god, butt lava is the worst

    I hope you feel better soon :(

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  33. I'm just going to take this and make it my Facebook status. Get better!

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  34. How the hell do you get 41 comments?
    Easy!!
    Just tell everyone you've got the trots!!!

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  35. Hope you get better man, Having an alien in your chest waiting to rip out soon isnt appalling at all.

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  36. Well I'mma leave one anyway so HA!

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  37. Thanks for all the not commenting comments people except for Ray who is a shit!!!!Much appreciated.

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  38. lolololololol, to your last comment, Lurker.

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