Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Angry Movie Lurker Honest Review 62: Fast Five 2011 (3 STARS)

or Fast and the Furious 5.


You will like this if you liked most of the others, you will like this if you like "The Rock" Dwayne Johnson ( he has bulked up to the size of a brick shit house), car chases, explosions, gun fights, beautiful cars, ridiculous story line, beautiful women, bikinis, overacting, incredible stunts, humour, defying the laws of physics and torque, etc......

It's a good movie, pure popcorn but made me smile and not in a bad way and make sure you watch through the bloody credits for an old face from before......

And I'm out of here (Anne has been bullying motivating me to paint more!)......



40 comments:

  1. Best get to painting, meanwhile I'm headed to my desk to write. Cheers.

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  2. I think they lost the plot with this one, but still a more than enjoyable watch.

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  3. it is a mind-release... it's quick paced feel and the rock, i think vin should make it into a saturday morning cartoon...

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  4. The wife and I went to the cinema to watch this a while back, which was a gamble at the time.

    Have to say I really enjoyed it in a totally superficial way, like The Expendables. Worth a watch if you don't want to think much.

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  5. A step forward from the other movies, and with the huge box office success, expect at least 2 more.

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  6. You have to go into the movie with an attitude of just watching it for fun.

    Weird Interesting News

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  7. Some people think movies are supposed to be believable? Go figure?

    Enjoyed it... entertaining and all I was looking for.

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  8. What movies are supposed to me fun, doesn't try too hard to be anything it's not and isn't crap like Tokyo Drift, so yeah agreed. Oh and they are doing two more back to back. Anne being scary again too?..geez

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  9. No need to paint mate, just sit back and chill for a bit.

    Ian

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  10. I had noticed just how buff Dwayne has gotten lately. Something about him seems wrong now he's that freakin huge.

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  11. I must admit to having never watched any of the F&F movies, not really my thing.

    ...and i should really get back to my painting too!

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  12. It's just so hard for me to get into this one. Maybe if I could see an action figure scene of this I'd change my mind.

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  13. I've never seen any of these movies but will gladly sit through all of them if there are libations involved...

    Pearl

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  14. Vin, Rock and Walker in the same film is a win situation for me even though I don't watch action films (except the nocturnal ones off course LOL)

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  15. Saw the first but havene't seen the others. I'm not really interested in car chase movies although this one looks to be more about massive biceps.

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  16. They really need to stop making these damn fast and furious movies. lol.

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  17. my retarded buddy said it was the most amazing movie ever, so i havent seen it yet.

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  18. Not my cup of tea. After watching the first one. I have limited time to watch movies and have a huge list of what i do wanna see.

    Simon

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  19. We've got to 5 already! Seem to have a bit of catching up to do. Thanks for the tip off.

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  20. I couldn't agree more. Great that we have same taste, you got yourself a new follower :D

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  21. You know I liked the movie... but I thought that brick shit house overacted the hell out of that movie! But 3 stars is about hard!

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  22. I've actually never seen a single one of these before.

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  23. I did enjoy the first two Fast and furious movies. Kinda lost interest after watching 3. Also, what bart said! lol

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  24. But I didn't like the others. I'd need some friends and maybe some alcohol in the system to down that movie.

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  25. I'm not a fan of the Rock and didn't like the first movie. So I don't think I'll see this one. Sorry I'm late, I took a day off from posting and slept most of the day away. I notice that Ray, slipped to 5th and you're holding steady at 8. Ray must have had to pay attention to the wife! Keep painting Angry, keep painting...

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  26. I just enjoyed Tokyo Drift. Read about the others, didn't like them.

    Yep, get higher and higher. I would like to see you win. Or at least beat Ray.

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  27. I really dug it. Thought it was one of the best movies of the year. Even made me forget the third movie ever existed.

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  28. It's entertaining enough... good for passing the time

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  29. Yea i'm not a fan of these movies either

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  30. I think I just read they are making a part 6...which almost guarantees a part 7...

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  31. I haven't even watched the second part.

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  32. I thought it was the best one yet in the series. Sure, "the hauling the bank vault scene down the city streets" was unbelievable but it was still fun to watch. I'd like to see that happen in real life. What fun that would be! In fact, I'm going to try that this weekend here in my small town because I'm bored.

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  33. I havn't seen the foruth one yet.

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  34. If i haven't seen 2-4 will I still be able to follow what's going on?

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  35. @AllenTesch: Pretty much which is quite terrible in a way....

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  36. 3 stars. I saw part 4 and swore on my grandmaz grave that i would never see any of this sequels again.

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