"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain....
Time to die."
Top bloke! Give him the medal now.
F....g great!!! :)
Makes note - must remember the alarm clock thing :)
This guy is my idol. If anything I would encourage his patronage.
Mwahahahaah!!!!This is so brilliant!!!!
He's my hero. I going to put Mr Murray up for a peoples gong. Wonderful
Genius...must remember these next time I am dragged to the supermarket. I hate food shopping with my wife. I knew we need to eat, I know she needs help, I know its unfair to ask her to go alone... but I would willingly self harm if I thought it would get me out of shopping. Even a 'small' shopping trip takes three hours! And my wife (bless her) reads the back of EVERY packet and tin.
Stored away in the section marked "When I need it"If I only had the balls to do itIan
Wonderful; my new hero!
Laughed like hell at December 3rd and 18th incidents LOL!!
Quality - cheered me up!
Nice one Fran, put a smile on my face.... 23rd Dec particularly.
Very, very true!! He deserves a gold plated medal! Dec 23 floored me!Christopher
Seen this previously.. brilliant is all I had to say!
So funny. I particularly like the last two.
Have I told you lately that you're the best friend I've ever had.......
i am like three of those... i hate shopping!
Hahaha. Perfect and so darn funny, forget that guy , you posting it confirms how victimized you are. I need to clear my history after this comment, don't want hubby to learn anything. ;)
I like that guy's style.
sounds like a lovely man to me
Is there such thing as a guyward? He deserves it!
That guys my idol!
See now, I prefer to shop alone - my husband always wants to come along and tells ME that I don't know how to shop. What the hell is that about?
He's strange, very strange or he's worried by all you women can buy!
That was outstanding. Lots of great ideas in there.
Now that made me laugh!
Holy crap, that is really laugh out loud funny.
LMAO yep one big medal.
Ah...a child trapped in a man's body. He is probably being signed for new TV series entitled...
Damn....wish I had thought of a few of those!
I wish I'm brave enough to do something like this in public. That guy had the bravery of a thousand men, and the imagination of a thousand children.
Really funnt Angry. This guy deserves de Iron Cross with Oak Leaves and the Medal of the Congress together!!!. I need to adopt some of these tactics in my next trip cum wife+daughter to the mall... I'll be escused for further visits a loooong time after that
LMFAO! I must try that!
December 18's trick is awesome!
LOL, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Love the idea of picking your nose for the security camera.
Brilliant!!!!! I wonder if he is a comedian
We need more of those
this is awesome.
Great! I had to share it...Cheers
Absolute classic! ;-0
Thats some great ideas!