Thursday, 8 March 2012

Angry Lurker Honest Movie Review 69: The Three Musketeers 2011 (3 STARS).

Doesn't follow the book or the other movies that exactly but all the players are there and the tale has been given a fresh but slightly over the top new look....


I like a bit of a historical romp and this is another version along with it's predecessors of the characters from the classic book, this version is a little over the top with slow motion effects, airships (Leonardo Da Vinci blueprints (a botched mission to steal these at the beginning disbands the Musketeers) , damn good cast, implausible script and good action set pieces (a lot of CGI) but not enough of them...

D'Artagnan heads to Paris at the beginning to join the now disbanded Musketeers, he offends the three musketeers and duels are set, they fight the cardinals guards (good scene), get reinstated including D'Artagnan, try to stop a plot by Richelieu (Christopher Waltz) to take the throne, Milady (Milla Jovovich) is still double crossing everybody, Rochefort (Mads Mikklesen) is less a buffoon in this one, the French king and Queen are trying to fall in love with each other, Constance is the love interest, Planchet (David Corden) is back and still a slight buffoon, Buckingham (Orlando Bloom) is a scene stealing git and airships battling in the skies and I mean airships and of course the three musketeers themselves (Matthew Macfayden, Ray Stevenson and Luke Evans ....

...is it better than 1993 and 1973 versions, no just different!

People have been hard on this movie but Netflix it if you can and it's popcorn of the highest order, nothing else!






Wednesday, 7 March 2012

15mm WW1 "Battle of Peronne" Battle Report Part 2.

At the beginning of each turn you also had to roll for who got to go first or second, the British got a +1 each turn to the dice roll because they were attacking (I won 2 of 16 turns!).

Remember the name......

I started emptying the dugouts, the H token represents special tank busting grenades (3 grenades strapped together).

The first tank (French) to approach the wire.....

Infantry racing along the lines, safe from fire as long as they didn't get up on the firing steps...

A captured Mk IV male tank approaches from the village, this is how the Germans countered the allied tanks by capturing any allied tanks they could....

The view from the trenches....

You had to roll to cross the trenches, don't roll high and cue the maniacal laughter.....

The facine this tank is carrying is to fill the gap in the trenches and there are no more trench rolls and access is easier....

My captured tank makes a short appearance, not getting to go first was a chore at times....

The attrition rate for the allies was mounting.....

A close up of a St Chamond French tank....

Every turn you rolled for duds among your off table artillery and you discarded a dice...

This is a bloody lot of duds, the German war machine was suffering....

More maniacal laughter as more tanks break down or are blown up....

2 French tanks (a Schneider and a Renault F17) try the flank and pay the price....

Willy makes it across the wire.....this brought the first and only morale check which I passed!

A Schneider ditches in the trenches, these tanks were dealt with by the infantry with flamethrowers and hand grenades....

Willy is close to the edge.....

I threw everything into the area, I was willing to sacrifice everything to destroy the last British tank...

Another view of the carnage.....

Regardless of all the dice I threw in the last turns (8 attempts at a 5 or 6 on a D6 and even with some Elvis dice rolling) came to nothing as the last of 21 allied tanks limped off the board, It had virtually no crew or officers left but to no avail as the allies scraped the victory....

The winners and their award, smug lucky gits......

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

WW1 15mm Battle Report "Battle of Peronne" 1st Sept 1918 Part 1 of 2.

"This is a battle that could probably have been fought, as this town was held by the Germans as the British 4th army and French 1st army attacked the Germans at the Somme on the 1st Sept 1918.
The battle has been raging for several hours in the German forward trenches with the German withdrawing after suffering severe losses. All that remains in the area to stop the British and French advance are some reserve German troops who have been resting from front line duty in the reserve trenches.
These troops are now the front line and must halt the advancing enemy forces heading towards them. The British and French tanks are from reserves rushed forward to exploit the breakthrough and have only one mission (Destroy the Germans!).
Can the Germans hold back this fresh mechanised army or are they doomed?"
(Words kindly supplied by Postie)

On Saturday 3 Rejects turned up for this WW1 game put on by Postie, there was John, Surjit and myself, I was the German player defending a massive trench against a combined French and British tank army played by the other two boys.

British: 4 MK IV Male Tanks (2 facines), 5 MK IV Female Tanks (I facine), 3 Whippet Tanks, 1 field gun and horse team, 4 heavy field gun batteries (off table) and a unit of trench raiders. Surjit.

French: 3 Char St Chamond Tanks, 3 Char Schneider Tanks, 3 Char Renault 17 Tanks. John.

German: 3 Battalions of Infantry, 3 HMG's, 3 LMG's, 2 trench mortars, 1 flamethrower, 1 field gun and horse team, 1 A7V tank, 1 Division command stand, 1 Brigade command stand, 6 dugouts, 2 bunkers (1 with a HMG and 1 with a field gun, 5 heavy field gun batteries (off table).

The allied mission was to get 1 tank across the trench and cause a morale check and if I failed I surrendered or get one off table and I automatically surrendered.

21 allied tanks started their engines.....

The initial set up of 8 foot by 4 foot of no man's land...

The town of Peronne, it had seen better days....

The dugouts are represented this way and a list of what's in them is held by the player but one hit will kill all occupants.......

The starting line......

MK IV Male "Black Prince", nearly all tanks were named by their crews.....

3 Whippets and like their name bloody fast.....

The French starting line.......

You had to pre book your off table artillery and roll a 5 or 6 at the beginning of a turn to change it, this pre booking had bad consequences sometimes if you didn't change it...

I kept a lot in the dugouts from previous experience of the rules.....

The first turn and 3 tanks have failed their reliability tests (denoted by a black marker) and are allowed no further movement but can fire their main guns and another has felt the impact of a  German shell, 4 down and seventeen to go!

This is how we denote off table artillery, you roll for duds (don't throw a 1 on a D6) and then roll 5 D10s and the grid number corresponds to the dice number and you get smashed on a 5 or a 6 on a D6....

The French Renault 17, fast French bugger.....

This French St Charmond monster has failed the other test that occurs on even turns which is ditching, the dice denotes 2 turns of no moving, if you want to move a tank you roll two D6 and don't roll high....

More pictures and the conclusion of a bloody close game tomorrow.....