Ill, Vomiting, Arse Gravy, John Hurt scene in Alien type pain, apologies,back soon, possible assasination attempt by SWMBO, later's and no need to leave a comment.
Assassination attempts? I'm sending my Madagascar penguins to investigate the crime spot. Hope you have some gas masks for them for the toilet investigation part :P
Boiled eggs and bananas are good. Bum squirts are the pits...once I got ameobic dysentry...try squirting out of both ends at the same time...takes a bit of co-ordination. I lost a lot of blood, weight and a kidney...not all in that order though...screwed up the heavy drinking.................for a while :-D Get better soon Cheers paul
Arse gravy bahahahah !! thats rank mate! theres something fundamentally disturbing about a bum gush.... does my head in everytime it happens. (thank God its not often) get better bro.
Get better! Hope you haven't been to Germany in the last two weeks (or had contact to someone who has been there recently). We have some serious problems with coli bacteria around here.
Good god, I hope you didn't eat any spanish vegetables... If so, you should really consider going to a hospital. Spanish vegetables spread EHEC. I don't know if there are issues with this in other countries than germany, media is focussing on GER. Hope you get well soon! //mojo
I don't know if you have "curing pills" available to you, but they usually border on the miraculous for situations like these. Oriental markets usually carry them, if you can get some kind soul to pick them up for you. They are a staple in our first aid kit.
can i leave a comment anyway?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to comment anyway, no reply needed. Get well soon Fran. We will be thinking of you.
ReplyDeleteCheers
Will
Assassination attempts? I'm sending my Madagascar penguins to investigate the crime spot. Hope you have some gas masks for them for the toilet investigation part :P
ReplyDeleteHope you'll be back soon and well repaired ;)
The brown lasers are never fun!
ReplyDeletePoor chap!! You missed a great game on Saturday, give us a ring, I'm sick of leaving messages on your phones that you DON'T ANSWER!!!
ReplyDeleteAlas, poor Fran. I knew him, Ray.
ReplyDelete(A misquote from Hamlet!)
Arse Gravy??? I was away to have a KFC with a side of gravy but I think I will pass on that now!!
ReplyDeleteAnyway get well soon!
i will leave a comment anyway
ReplyDeleteBoiled eggs and bananas are good. Bum squirts are the pits...once I got ameobic dysentry...try squirting out of both ends at the same time...takes a bit of co-ordination. I lost a lot of blood, weight and a kidney...not all in that order though...screwed up the heavy drinking.................for a while :-D
ReplyDeleteGet better soon
Cheers
paul
Hope you get better, come back soon !
ReplyDeleteBe better! I only have a cold, and I got some ads back up! :D:D:D THanks for your support, and BE BETTER!!!
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon, man!
ReplyDeleteFlock of Sparrows.
ReplyDeleteBe well, between you and Ray, I live a vicarious wargaing existence.
ReplyDeleteYou need to hire a lackey as a food/drink taster imo.
ReplyDeleteI hope you'll get better very soon ;)
ReplyDeletehope you get better soon
ReplyDelete:( Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeletei left a comment anyway, hope you get better, i hope you enjoyed those chocolate pastries i sent you, they had laxatives, take care!
ReplyDeleteTMI... but that's "good" to know...
ReplyDeleteGet better bro we miss you
Well maybe I want to leave a comment. Whadda'think of that? Rest up then come on over to the dark side of the 360 so Tim can blow your brains out. Ha.
ReplyDeleteSWMBO--Sisters With Master's of Business O--no that can't be it...sisters with mighty Big...O's? do you know, Ray?
ReplyDeleteGet well soon Fran!!!
ReplyDeleteT.
Arse gravy bahahahah !! thats rank mate! theres something fundamentally disturbing about a bum gush.... does my head in everytime it happens. (thank God its not often) get better bro.
ReplyDeleteGet better! Hope you haven't been to Germany in the last two weeks (or had contact to someone who has been there recently). We have some serious problems with coli bacteria around here.
ReplyDeleteWhiteface / Oliver
Good god, I hope you didn't eat any spanish vegetables...
ReplyDeleteIf so, you should really consider going to a hospital. Spanish vegetables spread EHEC. I don't know if there are issues with this in other countries than germany, media is focussing on GER. Hope you get well soon!
//mojo
I hope you're feeling better already.
ReplyDeleteThat list of comments was a tough read too. As kingsleypark suggested, not one to browse before eating.
And man, Paul's Bods, that's a rough story.
we will meet soon...
ReplyDeleteBest whishes, Fran. Hope that´s not this EHEC-Thing wich runs throughout Germany...
ReplyDeletehope ya feel better
ReplyDelete:(
ReplyDeleteGuy: Hey Doc, what can I use to stop the diarrhea?
ReplyDeleteDoc: Have you tried with lemon?
Guy: Yeah, but when I take it out it starts again...
Ok, bad joke... XD
Seriously, I hope you will feel better soon...
Cheers
Gnotta'
I don't know if you have "curing pills" available to you, but they usually border on the miraculous for situations like these. Oriental markets usually carry them, if you can get some kind soul to pick them up for you. They are a staple in our first aid kit.
ReplyDeleteIs it ok to touch my keyboard whilst looking at your post? Get well soon Fran.
ReplyDeletefood poisoning or Zombie plague? Get well soon sir.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound good, hope you feel better soon man!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to save your ass gravy for the mashed potatoes! Seriously, get well soon, dude. Take care.
ReplyDeleteHope you're on the mend soon mate and doing no more of the Truffle Shuffle ;o)
ReplyDeleteOh god, butt lava is the worst
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon :(
I'm just going to take this and make it my Facebook status. Get better!
ReplyDeleteHow the hell do you get 41 comments?
ReplyDeleteEasy!!
Just tell everyone you've got the trots!!!
get well soon? :o
ReplyDeleteHope you get better man, Having an alien in your chest waiting to rip out soon isnt appalling at all.
ReplyDeleteWell I'mma leave one anyway so HA!
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the not commenting comments people except for Ray who is a shit!!!!Much appreciated.
ReplyDeletelolololololol, to your last comment, Lurker.
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