After yesterdays allegations from Ray over at Don't throw a 1 about stolen items and the gift he received from the nice guy Lord Siwoc over at Brains and Guts , now our legal teams are currently dealing with the slanderous remarks from Ray (also known as a sock abuser and botherer), I decided to launch my own investigation.
What's this, a bin!
What's inside you say?
I have recovered the discarded items from the bin and currently have them with sock and figure social services.
You dirtbag!! I knew you'd nicked the figures!!1 When the hell did you pinch the socks??
ReplyDeleteSocks! They will lead to ultimate victory!
ReplyDeleteDo you think either the sock or figures would be willing to testify on condition of immunity?
ReplyDeleteMake sure to send the socks and figures to the crime lab for prints, DNA, and trace evidence.
ReplyDeleteRaymond, Raymond, too little, too late sock boy.
ReplyDeleteHave fun at the show guys!
ReplyDeletei have a bin just like that! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sending my penguins, Major, Private and Kowalski, to help you with that investigation.
ReplyDeleteAnd those are some very gay socks if I may notice :)
awesome socks man! lol.
ReplyDeletehaha nice find nice find ;)
ReplyDeleteHope the show goes well. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteYea, Have Fun!
ReplyDeleteFran, you and Ray should be on TV with your own comedy/reality show!
ReplyDeleteExcellent work, another perfectly successful investigation and within the day.
ReplyDeleteRay is very lucky you were able to recover the missing items, especially the socks, since there is another show coming up and he will need his trunk in case anyone takes pictures. We all remember what happened last time.
Plus there may still be some chocolate on that twix wrapper.
I want socks like that! I want to wear them and only them for my husband.
ReplyDeleteChocolate? Did anybody say CHOCOLATE!!!??!?!
ReplyDeleteOh, your out too?
:S im getting trippy here... i needs me some chocolate....
But abusing socks is terrible! Is Quantanamo Bay still open? =P
From reports the poor abused socks stated that when the horrible offense occurred they know something foul was afoot before they lost a toehold on reality. The Horror, Oh the Humanity! I agree with elexerdelex, yes chocolate, dark chocolate, say Lindt dark with chilli in a 100gram dosage washed down with a dozen pints of cider. Nothing like a high octane brainwash followed up with a thorough administration of mental floss. I just hope the poor socks were not water boarded.
ReplyDeleteheh i wouldnt touch those sucks. it is known that ray frequents my blog. just sayin'
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see pics from that wargams show!
ReplyDeleteSounds like it will be a fun time.
ReplyDeleteNeed shades to look at the socks man lol.
ReplyDeleteAnother gripping instalment - socks sell, no doubt about it!
ReplyDeleteGood on you re the show too. That's solid thinking.
As much as I like the side of a broad, I think I prefer the front of one instead...
ReplyDeleteKeep us posted on the event::-)
ReplyDeleteChristopher
Bart has a point. It's gross, but that's Bart.
ReplyDeleteLo! What has this world come to? Stolen items? Allegations? Socks?
ReplyDeleteDo I need to start wearing gloves to browse your blog?
hahahaha Sock and figures social service you say? better get your team ready so we can take that bastard in!!!
ReplyDeleteI told you Ray, the good honest man that Fran is, he found the lost items, AND the socks!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow...I dare not think that you would throw out a present from me like that....
Investigations are being made....somebody has to answer for this crime!!!
The socks rule!!!!!
I second Bard. Dust those suckers.
ReplyDeleteQuality dumpster diving.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Pure quality
ReplyDeletewish i had socks like those
ReplyDeleteYou pair should start a new blog "Fran and Rays house party" or such..it would be a killer :-D
ReplyDeleteCheers
Paul
Who would want to abuse a poor pair of socks? Shameful.
ReplyDeletelmao you jacked that shit!
ReplyDeleteLOL you sir are a thief!
ReplyDeleteNow you dont have to buy socks dude!
ReplyDeleteyou could make a weapon w/ those socks by filling them w/ pennies. think they call that a "black jack" maybe? I could be wrong, I'm not normally a violent type.
ReplyDeleteweirdest post I ever saw man:)
ReplyDeletesocks are nice....
ReplyDeletehaha nice treaure chest
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