Tim is a nice guy with alien visions but his missus is the real joy Happy Whisk (go have a look aswell)
Now everybody has dice, from a game of Monopoly at the very least, so get them out and take a picture and why are they angry dice it's the way I throw them and how they make you feel most of the time when you look at the result and wargamers have always have the most.
The ultra rare Salute dice from the Warlords.
D12 within a D12...kinky.
Saruman's dice.
Sauron's Dice.
Flames of War Dice.
Casualty Dice.
Loads of Dice, too many to photograph.
Ivory or bone dice from Hong Kong, brought back by a long gone relative a long time ago of the SWMBO.
This made me chuckle yesterday over at Hello Rosie.. (give her a visit). Courtroom Testimony (seemingly true which is dreadful and even more funny).
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Gaming this Sunday with the Rejects and a fellow blogger MiniMike from Holland, if he turns up?
It's funny that lots of wargames are trying to get rid of dice but they always come back. There's a new game called "Quarriors" which seem pretty cool, the box hold 130 of them.
ReplyDeleteOh my word, you've got a ton. Kinky dice, hahahaha. Thanks for playing. Hugs.
ReplyDeletemost of those dice were very original!
ReplyDeletealso, good joke :D
Throwing a lot of ones there old chap, great fun loved the joke.
ReplyDeleteNice. As soon as I have time I will take some pictures of the dice I have. Not that I have any special ones. ;)
ReplyDeleteHein: I only have one set but they are so pretty and so I posted 'em. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteahahaha, oh you doctor you... :D
ReplyDeleteI have a big (2ltr) jar full of dice. I havn't organised them into individual draws by type. Fran, thats just too OCD, even for a hardcore gamer!
ReplyDeleteNot sure I'll photograph my dice. It might steal their soul and make them role bad. Then I would have to destroy them like I did to a particuarly antisiocial d20 a few years ago LINK.
@BigLee: We retire dice we don't destroy them or just give them to others.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap you have a lot of dice, and some really great looking sets too. All I have is a pair of craps dice from Ceasar's Palace
ReplyDeleteSome of mine are in drawers like that, but there are many more elsewhere.
ReplyDelete@Bonjour Tristesse: Still dice and with history attached.
ReplyDeleteLove the kinky d12s, and OMG you've got a lot of dice -- but very well organized, something I appreciate enormously!
ReplyDeleteI think your story should be those bone dice were carved from the femur of a defeated rival. ;)
ReplyDeleteThose d12s within d12s are trippy.
I am still looking for that set of dice that will work. Roll high when I want high, low when I want low.As a result I have heaps too. None of them bloody work!!
ReplyDeleteMan its seems everyone has bone dice, but me. I think I may have to do what Trey suggested, go out defeat someone and carve them from their femur. And as your joke suggests, maybe a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteThanks Lurker for joining in on the fun. Looks like you have a few hundred pounds of dice.
Dices are excellent. Very cute and colorful with a theme.. You rock angry lurker.
ReplyDeleteSaruman's dice looking best!
ReplyDeleteYou have so many interesting things.. and nice joke!
ReplyDeleteSo many cool dice!! All I have is my lame monopoly ones... lol.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. I've got piles of dice, and always pick up more piles of D6's when I feel like the gods have turned against me. Great post.
ReplyDeletegood news
ReplyDeletei had bone dices, but, they are not reliable as gamescience dices...
ReplyDeleteLike the dice and the joke!
ReplyDeleteChristopher
that is a whole lot of dice.
ReplyDeletethats alotta dice.
ReplyDeletemy instinct is to reach for the kinky dice but my wisdom tells me I'd just be intimidated.
ReplyDeleteDice. I really love them... Ok, I'll try to make some photo at my collection :D
ReplyDeleteI always wanted a pair of ivory dice. Seems like a really interesting and cool thing to own.
ReplyDeleteMy dice cannot compare to that. They are plain and white and boring.
ReplyDeleteAlso, great lawyer zinger.
I thought there was something slightly worrying about having so many dice, but I've just had a shufty at my accumulation and now it seems perfectly sensible!
ReplyDelete;O)
Shame we don't ever get to use these dice in any games, eh Fran and before you throw a wobble back.......next month!!
ReplyDeleteholy shit, so awesome!
ReplyDeleteI'm digging the flames of war dice.
ReplyDeleteCool Dice,LMAO at the testimony.
ReplyDeletethose lotr dice look nice
ReplyDelete@ Tim Shorts: Unfortunately, I'm an attorney and I don't have my own set of bone dice. Maybe I'm doing something wrong?
ReplyDelete@ Lurker: great collection of dice. Now I have to go gather all mine together and take a picture. (Leaves to wander to far and sundry corners of the house to collect dice....)
Reading this post, a bad parody called "Dice Dice Baby" came rushing into my head.
ReplyDeleteI blame you.
What about good ole Andrew Dice clay?
ReplyDeletei heard you like dices so we put a dice in your dice so you can roll while you roll, dawg
ReplyDeletedamn, I'm gonna have to start calling you Dice!
ReplyDeleteRofl lord of the ring dice, nice.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link :D
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