Regarding my last comment - Is nothing sacred??? All I did was go and make a cup of tea, and The Lurker hijacks my PC and puts a comment from me, on his own post, I feel violated!
Surprisingly I have had No 4 said to me, although it was by a chap wearing a traffic cone, whilst pissing into the wind and having a serious argument with gravity.
Haha! No more booze for me! followed!
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LOL! very good Fran.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to say you're wonderful
ReplyDeleteThe person who put this together seems to know us very well. Are nos. 1 to 3 supposed to come in order?
ReplyDeleteI can confirm these are indeed Impossible... especialy number 2
ReplyDeleteHaha, so true ;)
ReplyDeleteRegarding my last comment - Is nothing sacred??? All I did was go and make a cup of tea, and The Lurker hijacks my PC and puts a comment from me, on his own post, I feel violated!
ReplyDeleteYou did not go to make tea you liar, you came into my office and walked over and farted on my arm. You make tea.......my arse.LOL
ReplyDeleteThat's great!
ReplyDeletePerfect :D
ReplyDeleteTrue!
ReplyDeleteahhh crap, busted for it all.
ReplyDelete@ Ray & Angry - You really can't get comic relief like this anywhere else..! You ought to get a YouTube channel or set up a webcam.
ReplyDeleteLol awesome rules about drunkness
ReplyDelete@Porky: As long as I'm the star.
ReplyDeleteI can't say most of those things when I'm sober!
ReplyDeleteVery amusing!
ReplyDeleteCheers
Christopher
I can honestly say I've never had any problems with stopping myself from singing.
ReplyDeleteRefusing another beer, however... hmmm.
Brings back the good old days!
ReplyDelete"7. But I don't like curry."
ReplyDeleteWTF?.....what curry?........7?......WTF?
ReplyDeleteIm Guessing that "Sorry for being a jack ass" would be mine...
ReplyDeletegood pictures, nice job
ReplyDeleteInspiring? Ofcourse!
ReplyDeletecongrats on the 404 followers!
ReplyDeletehaha thats completely true!
ReplyDeleteHaha damn it, that so true! Laughed my ass off!
ReplyDeletehahaha I must check this at home :D
ReplyDeletebahaha
ReplyDeleteHaha! Great post, put a big smile across my face :D
ReplyDeletexD! I have the singing problem myself.. "no more drinks for me" never seems to come out either :P.
ReplyDeleteEasy to say: I only had two beers
ReplyDeleteLOL seems like practically every other night in college!
ReplyDeleteLol great pic
ReplyDeleteI kind of want to drink tonight, just to try this list.
ReplyDeleteOutstanding. If only more people would say #5.
ReplyDeleteI think whoever put this study into this should be rewarded as a hero to we connoisseurs of fermented beverages everywhere!
ReplyDeleteHaha, that's awesome! I never know when to stop once I'm drunk already.
ReplyDeletelold at number 7... people always being a jackass when drinking.
ReplyDeletetotally sweet, i think this needs to go up in my game room with a line 7. can i pick your tank i wont drop it.
ReplyDeleteIt' Friday night, I'm drunk so I agree.
ReplyDeleteLMAO,love these.
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly I have had No 4 said to me, although it was by a chap wearing a traffic cone, whilst pissing into the wind and having a serious argument with gravity.
Friday night shifts never get old :)
lol, British Constitution? hahah
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I laughed pretty hard!
ReplyDeleteI can't say most of those things fucking sober!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's...actually pretty true. Although I'm pretty sure I've said 'specificity' drunk at least once. Maybe.
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