Friday, 25 November 2011

Inspiring Picture 31: Villains Accuracy?

It's bad enough when your lackeys and henchmen can't hit the side of a barn door while standing beside it but you can't knock off the hero yourself as the villain other than give him a fecking flesh wound but not before you tell him the fecking plot.

Note to self when I take over the world, no giving away the plot and the henchmen (maybe henchwomen?) need firearms and accuracy training but obviously not too bright as you don't want them getting ideas!


Got a game this weekend with the Rejects so you all have a good one this weekend hopefully especially the Thanksgiving lot who are still enjoying their 4 day weekend!


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38 comments:

  1. Simon Quinton 25 November 2011 at 09:15

    LOL Very fitting for every bond/spy fi film made

    I'm going to have to nick this picture to repost when I get my Crooked Dice Minions finished great find mr Lurker

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  2. Ray Rousell25 November 2011 at 09:24

    If your on my side in the game on Sunday, this best not be an example of your dice rolling, if your on the otherside I hope it is!!

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  3. Unknown25 November 2011 at 09:29

    With us there is no Thanksgving! If only one normal 2 days of weekend have. But I find, in Germany we have anyhow enough holidays ^^

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  4. Rodger25 November 2011 at 09:33

    Hope you enjoy the game.

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  5. Paul O'G25 November 2011 at 10:03

    Have fun! We Man cavers also have a gaming date this weekend!

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  6. Mark25 November 2011 at 10:42

    Have fun at the game. It's called The Principle Of Evil Marksmanship, they really can't hit anything lol.

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  7. Melanie25 November 2011 at 10:43

    Ahahahahahahahahaha!!

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  8. Jazz bazooka25 November 2011 at 11:40

    i mean they can hit the shoulder thou... that will show the hero.

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  9. Gothridge Manor25 November 2011 at 11:40

    Have a great time. I hope you don't run into any sleestaks. Well, I kinda do.

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  10. Kadrinazi25 November 2011 at 11:54

    So true :)

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  11. Chris C.25 November 2011 at 12:05

    Let me know when you're about to set your plan for world domination in motion. I want to sign up to be one of your henchmen!

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  12. Adam25 November 2011 at 12:30

    Love the picture.

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  13. DEZMOND25 November 2011 at 13:22

    we need more such villains!

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  14. Luckyjoe25 November 2011 at 14:05

    Great pic. Have a good weekend. Not everyone over here gets a 4 day weekend. I had T-day off, and now I'm working Friday through Monday. :(

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  15. Christopher(aka Axebreaker)25 November 2011 at 14:17

    Very funny and enjoy your game.

    Christopher

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  16. Unknown25 November 2011 at 14:42

    So I would be suited already alone from my origin, nevertheless, really as a villain ^^
    But joke aside... I has a little translation problems... This is a Game? If so which and where this is received so? (If my question is stupid, I ask around Excuse me!)

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  17. kriz25 November 2011 at 14:48

    LOL....So very true..having been a store manager...this was also very applicable.

    Have a good battle mate.

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  18. DWei25 November 2011 at 16:13

    It's either crap or godlike accuracy, neither of which are very realistic.

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  19. A Beer for the Shower25 November 2011 at 17:03

    And yet the hero can gun down 250 people with 100% accuracy. Makes sense, right? Hilarious that people never seem to question this when watching movies. Great pic.

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  20. Paint-In25 November 2011 at 17:11

    Man you should have discribed it diffenrently. The first shot hit him in the shoulder the rest was pure intimidation !!!

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  21. Bart25 November 2011 at 17:17

    it makes you wonder who really is the bad guy then, the guy that just wants to get away without hurting anyone or the guy that is going for the headshot. and as for beer, i drink it from all over the world. connoisseuring that bitch like a motherfucker.

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  22. Ubique Matt25 November 2011 at 18:52

    That's an even better standard expected for Star Wars Storm Troopers, " These blast marks are far to accurate for Tusken Raider's ....these were made by Imperial Storm Troopers..." my arse!

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  23. Unknown25 November 2011 at 19:36

    That villian isn't a worthy opponent. I'd take him out fast with a single shot to the head. When you take over the world, can I be one of your henchwomen. I'm good with a gun, not afraid to shoot to kill and will follow orders.

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  24. Mike25 November 2011 at 19:46

    Great photo. Maybe the shooter is like me, and merely past the age of steady firing; or maybe just rolling bad dice. Have fun at your game; shoot straight.

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  25. Chip25 November 2011 at 19:51

    Hahah that picture is so true. It only makes sense right?!

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  26. Life, Liberty and Accountability25 November 2011 at 20:03

    hey man, at least one of them hit him in the shoulder!

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  27. Michael Awdry25 November 2011 at 23:48

    Brilliant! Good luck in the game too.

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  28. MRanthrope26 November 2011 at 00:32

    lol. I see this and think of Star Wars. Never hitting any of the major characters....Imperial Storm Troopers = FAIL

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  29. The Happy Whisk26 November 2011 at 01:36

    I laughed at the part where you wrote, note to self, when I take over the world.

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  30. Jay26 November 2011 at 02:42

    so true...

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  31. Unknown26 November 2011 at 21:35

    I miss the old James Bod villain. They had deadly accuracy when you were being introduced to them, but somewhere along the lines of the movie they got lame.

    Nowadays, they just start out lame and don't get any better.

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  32. Zombie26 November 2011 at 23:41

    It always makes me wonder how in the hell the bad guys always seem to miss soooooo badly...

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  33. Beccas27 November 2011 at 02:41

    Better accuracy than Imperial Stormtroopers.

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  34. Jason Meyers27 November 2011 at 19:00

    Just pray the bad guys don't discover shotguns... ;-)

    Have a great game!

    Jason

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  35. Pearl28 November 2011 at 01:12

    I, too, have a list of "dos and don'ts" for when I take over the world...

    :-)

    Pearl

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  36. Anonymous28 November 2011 at 08:12

    That darned Hero Armor, never seem to be able to hit anything.

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  37. aamedor28 November 2011 at 17:02

    If villians were smart they would be heroes

    nice blog followed

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  38. Simon black29 November 2011 at 03:18

    Have a great time and enjoy your game!

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