Lurker: Stop flicking water at me Ray!
Ray: It's not me......
Lurker: Of course it's you.......
Ray: How do you know it's me?
Lurker: I've looked at the fecking ceiling for a leak and it's dry......and there's only two of us in the fecking room!
Ray: So!
Lurker: Give me strength!
So he goes off to the work kitchen to wash up his dinner items, goes to the bathroom and comes back into the control room but fails to remember the sink filling up....anyone for naval wargaming?
The picture cracks me up because I have dogs that look at me like this sometimes and for other reasons, thank you for the hits and for reading this sorry blog of mine, I have found one page sci-fi and modern rules called FUBAR thanks to a fellow blogger..one page!...I know it sounds horrific to purists like Ray but they look good to me for a skirmish period! Did I mention one page possibly two!
We're nearly there myself and Ray with our small giveaway soon........stay tuned!
That dog's expression is hilar.ious
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the stats and that dog expression is priceless!
ReplyDeleteChristopher
LOL, love your humorous anecdotes, keep 'em coming ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing what you've been able to do with this blog. Congrats and keep up the great work.
ReplyDeletehi Ray!!
ReplyDeleteGreat caption for the photo!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on all of those hits. That is impressive.
Congratulations Fran!! Honestly, I don't know how you tolerate that git Ray. Not only does he pick on you for no good reason, but he can't remember to turn off a bloody sink!!
ReplyDeleteI was going to ask you what FUBAR stands for in case anyone asks when I post your wolf figure. So now I know.
Hey, it's my birthday tomorrow and sadly I'll still be older than you and the arsemonkey you call friend!
Happy Birthday Anne as it's Tuesday now as I reply and FUBAR stands for Fucked. Up. Beyond. All. Recognition. and is allso the name of one of my dogs!
DeleteHappy Birthday for tomorrow Anne, its not every day that you can say your the big 6-0
DeleteRousell you dirtbag. You know I'm only 50!! There will be payback little man!!
DeleteHow could you Ray, you dirtbag!
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DeleteCongrats! Always something fun on the Angry Lurker. If it makes Ray feel better, print out 100 copies of the 1 page rules, bind it together and sell it to him for $50 (I can't seem to figure out how to input the symbol for Pound right now, stupid American keyboard)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on such high hits and all the posts, Maybe Ray sprung a leak?
ReplyDeleteSo I spilled a little water, what you gonna do???
ReplyDeleteA fecking little!!!!!
DeleteHurt him for me Fran, hurt him bad!
DeleteConsider it done cailin!
DeleteThe dog is hilarious.
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I just laughed so hard. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for dogs that get tricked like that. I wouldn't enrage the dogs myself, you never know when the uprising will happen.
ReplyDeleteHey, congrats Angry! Thats a helluva lot of hits!
ReplyDeleteIt's a great blog, well done. My dogs look confused every waking moment. One page rules are a good thing; plenty of space for house rules to be added.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it was only water?
Dammit I hope so!
DeleteAwesome, if only I could pull that face at some of my clients :-).
ReplyDeleteAwesome photo! Congrats on the hits and the posts.
ReplyDeleteI do that to my sister's dog. but she loves it.
ReplyDeleteDaaaammmnn. Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou the Man, General, Sir!
ReplyDeletelol you guys are married with kids and you act like children. i find that funny.
ReplyDeleteMy dog makes a face like an angry orc when she's upset with me, it's all bottom teeth and attitude. Congrats on the many thousand hits. And one last bit, am I the blogger who pointed towards F.U.B.A.R.?
ReplyDeleteYes you are sir, I had forgotten the man behind the inspiration!
DeleteHi Fran,
ReplyDeletecongrats for the hits!
The FUBAR-Rules are a good choice. We tested them some weeks ago and they were a quite simple set of rules for fast games and great evenings.
Cheers
Monty
Ha Ha having two dogs I can really appreciate the meaning of it my youngest Labrador Morgan does the same.
ReplyDeleteGreat stats, well deserved. hat dog pic gets me as well
ReplyDeleteIan
Fantastic - well done mate!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely brilliant, Fran. 500 posts is am amazing amount of work, 400,000 hits is richly deserved. What a terrific blog! Well done, Sir, well done.
ReplyDeleteNice photo.. and indeed.. I have had that look from pups quite often..
ReplyDeleteAlso congrats on the milestones as well.. looking forward to the contest ;)
Congrats for those incredible 400 000 hits! Amazing!
ReplyDeletehehehe nice picture, and well done on your hit rate! my dog is not like that he gets vocal, very vocal or he looks dissapointed so he does not look like that, but it is funny
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work, Fran. You are an inspiration to us all.
ReplyDeleteGreat pic Fran. Congrats on those amazing stats too.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on hits. I lve that dog picture too, damn hilarious
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on all those milestones in just one post!
ReplyDeleteReal Laurel and Hardy moments...Nice dog poster as well.
ReplyDeleteI bet you wish you were hit by Pamela Anderson so many times, Lurk :PPP Big Congrats, it's a glorious number!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the hits - I have about 500 or so, I'm not far behind LOL
ReplyDeleteYou really have a dog named FUBAR? Hilarious!
Fantastic achievement! Love the dog too ;)
ReplyDeleteWow it must be hard working with Ray!!
ReplyDeleteI like the picture of the dog too! But mostly the funny right up! I sometimes do that to dogs!!
That dog now has trust issues.
ReplyDeleteWHOA!! You just keep hitting landmarks like that faster and faster!! Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteAnd oh, to be a little fly on the wall when you and Ray have little spats at work...they must be priceless!!xx
An outstanding achievement Fran, well done that man!!! Loved the Dog and the story about Ray - oh dear!
ReplyDeleteGenial, the dog, genial.
ReplyDeleteCongrats! (That Dog poster is the sh*t! Awesome.)
ReplyDeleteWho the heck is "Fran"?
ReplyDeleteMe!....short for Francis.
DeleteNice share and good picture of dog.
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Pant & Wag
I think I did that trick with my kids.
ReplyDeleteLove the dialogues, you guys must start a cartoon such as larry lead head or something!
ReplyDeleteNow, what reasons would your dog look at you like that for? You haven't perchance been doing what my dad used to do and blaming your flatulence on them?
ReplyDeletecongrats on 400k and 500 posts!
That picture made my day! Thanks for sharing and congrats for this succesfull piece of stuff called blog. I enjoy it very much!
ReplyDeleteI used to do that sort of thing with my ferrets all the time. Except it would be with treats and other forms of food.
ReplyDeleteAlways end up with them staring at me and pawing at my shins.
good meme
ReplyDeleteGood work Fran. Love the dog. And MANY thanks for the fubar link, I have bookmarked it and will ponder it for ideas as to my W40k stuff.
ReplyDeleteDid that shirt arrive?
Cheers,
Mike
Not yet mate and Curt was jealous of yours and has ordered himself one as well!
DeleteNice to see you out and about Francis.
DeleteCongrats man. I remember being here when you hit 50K. We've both come a long way.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the hits Fran! And I like the picture of the dog (Ray?? :-D)to!
ReplyDeleteGreetings
Peter
http://peterscave.blogspot.be/