Ray not only left his camera at home but his brains, Ray in one of those rare occasions (even rarer he paid) went to get some burger and bacon rolls with fried onions when the boss called asking to speak to him and I said that he was on patrol and would be back in 10mins and I would get him to ring her back.....
Lurker: The boss rang, I told her you were down the snack wagon!
Ray: You're a bollox!
Lurker: Yes I am!
Ray(on phone): Hello dear, I was on patrol.....
Boss: You were out buying bacon sandwiches....
Ray: I was not, I was on patrol....
Boss: Francis told me you were....
Ray: Okay I was....
Lurker (shouting): Unbelievable, you're an idiot Ray I told her nothing of the sort....
Boss: Ha Ha!
Women are sneaky........
Well maybe one day............
....and because some people asked!
Sneaky bloody women, really dropped my guard there! Just shows you, they're all bloody evil!!!!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the show though, minus the bacon sarny money of course you tight fecker!!! It was you fecking turn!
We are not all evil. We just know you men so well.
DeleteYou're one of the good ones my Queen.
DeleteCor, worra creep!
Delete:O(
Well enjoy the show, maybe you can get Ray to pay for you guys to get in?
ReplyDeleteIan
I like this post! Burger, bacon, fried onions and bickering...
ReplyDeleteWaiting for pics ;-)
It' s snowing here...someone would says "fecking snow"...and I hate snow....
Marzio.
By the way...God created whiskey on the 9th day, on the 8th He created wine...
DeleteStop it!
DeleteYou have just won the Blogger 'Best Post of the Year' award. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteNice one, Lurker :D
ReplyDeleteForgot your cameras? Oy.
ReplyDeletelol i used to do security when i lived in London, alone in a shopping centre all night drinking beer and playing play station, between my hourly patrols, good times
ReplyDeleteI've had a few of those!
DeleteYes they are evil, sometimes they put hearts on your blog you can't take off.
ReplyDeleteYou're quite amazing how you cope Tim!
DeleteYeah, yeah, he's got it rough.
DeleteThat's not evil. That's just funny.
ReplyDeleteTruly awesome cleavage on display here. Many thanks, Fran!
ReplyDeleteFran was displaying his cleavage? I missed that pic *evil grin*
DeleteGreat post Fran. It has eveything - bacon, burgers, baps (of the bread variety) and more baps (of the boobs variety)
Thanks for the pics, Hope the sandwich was nice. I want one now!
ReplyDeleteRight, that's it - bacon and mushrooms on toast mmmmmm . . . get the pan!
ReplyDeleteGod will hate you for spoiling my diet - well he will when I blame you.
>:O)
I will take the blame sir!
DeleteSee you tomorrow. The Fudge is packed.... let's hope I remember the bag!!
ReplyDeleteLet's hope you do....mate and less of the fudge packing!
DeleteEnjoy the day even though you'll be taking a boob with you .
ReplyDeleteEnjoy you day, and make Ray pay for the burgers tomorrow;)
ReplyDeleteA great start to my morning! Have a great day out!
ReplyDeleteI'm in the wrong line of work.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Irish, I'm thinking of giving HOLLYWOOD SPY a shamrock layout theme in March in honour of all of my Irish readers and friends :)
ReplyDeleteHave fun. Wish I could go to one of these some day.
ReplyDeleteWhich one is your supervisor?
ReplyDeleteI'm supervisor and chief bottle washer on site now!
DeleteAaahhh!....feels like a proper weekend now, a weekend in Rio! Well - you can but dream!
ReplyDeleteHugh
I don't know how you've managed to work with that brain dead chimp for all these years. My heart goes out to you, really it does.
ReplyDeleteNow Francis, I know you put those Boobies up just to please yourself and not because people asked you to :)
Thanks Anne!
DeleteBrainless Chimp, you cheeky moo!
ReplyDeleteNow Ray, that was mild compared to what I was thinking.
Deletebow down to this post today... you must have heard my call for more boobs...
ReplyDeleteCan't wait any longer for more pics!
ReplyDeletePhil.
I wont be able to make it. Have fun!
ReplyDeleteI swear, if I could work with you and Ray, I would NEVER call off! Have a great time, and please remember the camera, because I LOVE to look at pictures!
ReplyDeleteExcellent stuff there Lurker!! Have fun!!!
ReplyDeleteDid she been a washing bowl with her as well to fool the Guard?
ReplyDeleteHave a get day tomorrow mate
Nice post Fran with a bit of everything thrown in. Mmmmm bacon...
ReplyDeleteYou both got him good! They are sneaky creatures.
ReplyDeleteYou are Supreme General because you laugh a flak attacks! Hail, Franonia!
ReplyDeletelmfao well played fran. as for ray you gotta get better
ReplyDeleteOh just priceless, hope you all had a great day.
ReplyDeleteI read the post and then immediately forgot after I saw the pics that came after. I think it was about mowing the lawn....?
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