Not just one man cave but two!

.........and a joke I heard.

Postie in a rare moment of niceness.

Postie (El Presidente and Dictator for life of the Rejects) has quite a few figures but not only one man cave which is about 20 ft long and 14ft wide and where we game but a second smaller one but more impressive than the larger one because of it's contents!

There is rumour of a third in the attic but not many ask about it because of the crying.........of Ray when he tries to talk about it!

He has a lot of books but to borrow one you have to leave one of your children as a deposit, if you don't have children you don't get a book to borrow.

Part of the fleet and 28mm medieval and others....

More figures........

Painting desk......

Even more figures........but there are more stored elsewhere!

Ready for basing....

More books, same deal as before......

The joke which has had me chuckling for a few days and seen over at the wonderful blog called also The Man Cave run by my  Australian friend Paul.

Bear Remover

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. 

So he looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for ”Bear Removers.”

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun, a large cage and a mean old pit bull.

“What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks.

“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage.”

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.

“If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”