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I was lucky and picked myself as c/o of the Japanese forces and picked the position at the doorway to the shed and fecking remained there all day trying to survive in a light breeze, there was a paddling pool in Rays garden that I frequented quite a bit and then there was some fecking about with a garden hose but I digress...........
1st Japanese army under the command of Gen Kuroki has orders to meet up with the 2nd and 4th armies south of Liaoyang a major town in the area and defended by a large (not large enough!) Russian army. To make matters worse the 1st army has been engaged in fighting a retreating Russian army, the main part of the Russian force has reinforced Liaoyang, but a substantial part has dug in to await the arrival of the Japanese 1st army, just outside the village of Tawan,south east of Liaoyang. The Japanese commander must attack the Russian positions as soon as possible and must not waste time.
Meanwhile the Russian commander Lt-Gen Slutshevski (what a great name) of the 10th European Army Corps must hold his position at all costs, if the Japanese 1st army cannot make the rendezvous the two armies will be seriously outnumbered and defeated and the way will be open to relive Port Arthur.
The Russians: Ray, Dave and John.........
The Russian redoubts, all troops are prone in the trenches, artillery is in reserve, all infantry and cavalry reserves are hidden behind these redoubts as well.............
The Japanese: Surjit, BigLee, Postie (contractual shot) and the rarely seen Ian.........
All that lovely blue...........
......and cavalry..........the one is the dice roll required for where reinforcements might and with Postie that's never a certainty.........
Preparing for the assault...........
Ready, ready........
The Russians looking and appearing confident........
How can we fail.........
BigLee been disciplined for his potty mouth...........
Russian artillery begins to appear, these bunkers were close topped, the Russians were slow to this initially but wised up and they had a lot of hit points and only vulnerable to shell.......
We advance.........
Russian artillery starts to cause problems (white dice starting to show)........
Great flags.............
Ray was farting all day and even offended himself........
BigLee has now shed a t-shirt and is starting get a little fruity, Ian never saw it coming.......
The Japanese guard turn up, good morale but nothing else compared to line infantry........
BigLee...when told that the last t-shirt had to stay on..........
The Russian artillery was good but the Japanese artillery was frightening, we were so lucky with dice rolls, the Russian players actually wanted to concede at lunch, shocking cowardice........
My cavalry which survived the battle intact, machine gun bringing up the rear as well.......
Aerial view from my balloon........
Getting ready for the assault, Russian fire had not been effective due to losing artillery early and infantry still prone in their trenches.........
Then Postie said we had walked into a mine field, this was Postie feeling sorry for the fecking Russians, Ray never stopped whining (he was offered a lot of cheese throughout the game to go with his whining, geddit?), the mines were the most effective item on the Russian side...........
Russian artillery reinforcements turn up and remain behind the hills..........
Japanese artillery trying to counter battery fire.........
BigLee sweating like a page 3 photographer............
An untouched redoubt, we focused our attack on 2 of the 4 redoubts to concentrate our forces.......
They still had a lot of stuff left, cavalry and infantry abound.........
Their right hand redoubt........
.......their left hand redoubt before our assault and then they conceded but we thought they were still a viable force, troops still remained in reserve but Ray convinced the other Russians to concede and the Japanese won the day!!!!!!
Good game for the Japanese but gaming in the heat and Posties shed barbecuing Reject crackers is a tough day but not if you have access to a decent paddling pool................
Going into work tonight on another training shift but it's fecking hot today and reminded me of the game!
Nice pics Francis and great army .
ReplyDeleteGreetings
Thanks Vincent!
DeleteHell yeah Japanese forces! I realise they were technically on the side of the Nazi's and did a lot of cruel things in the war, but they're still my boys.
ReplyDeleteFor the Emperor though!
DeleteNice looking game!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jonas!
DeleteThe blue army does look sharp. I see Ray was dressed in Russian red for the occasion.
ReplyDeleteCommunist to the core!
DeleteWe were doomed, doomed I say!!! John and Dave didn't need any convincing to pack up the game, after you blew all our artillery up early on it was only a matter of time, we should have packed up and gone for a beer in the paddling pool!!!
ReplyDeleteNice to get your version of the day. I can only imagine how hot and stuffy it must have been in Posties Shed. But you persevered and looks and sounds like you had a good game.
ReplyDeleteNice one mate.
Thanks Clint old boy!
DeleteSome fun pics, the yawn makes them really look engaged haha
ReplyDeleteLazy shites Pat.
DeleteGod it was hot in that shed. I feel sweaty just remembering it.
ReplyDeleteFran your a git for posting those terrible pictures of me, you always seem to get a shot of my balding head!
I see it as a challenge buddy!
DeleteWas he farting or picking his nose? So hard to tell. Looks like a little of both.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with training.
Both at the same time, the man is an animal!
Delete:-]
DeleteWar, war is Postie's shed.
ReplyDeleteWow, was this quite an extensive battle. My husband would be so jealous of this.
ReplyDeleteTell him I feel his pain!
DeleteI always cheer for the Russians :)
ReplyDeleteThat's very suspicious!
Deletewell, I do speak their language fluently and even sing in Russian LOL
DeleteSing in Russian, now that's something worth seeing!
Deleteindeed, when I hit a good ol' communist tune even you and Ray would do a little kazachok :)
DeleteUkranian spirit dance, similar to an Irish spirit dance?
DeleteBetween Ray's farts and the image of barbecued crackers I now have in my head I think I'm going to sick up. I like me some BBQ, but I'm more of a burger girl myself:)
ReplyDeleteGood to hear woman, whereabouts in Ireland?
DeleteDefinitely West. I'm thinking out in the country somewhere between Clifden and the Connemara National Park. We have to have a house built though that will accommodate the Hubby's special needs. We'll see what happens on the 19th though. If there's a God in Heaven this will work out.
DeleteI've said a prayer cailin that it does!
DeleteThat is a good looking table, congrats on what can only be considered tactical genius.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Postie can afford a window A/C unit for that shed; he's so tight.
Thanks Mike, he's shockingly tight!
DeleteSweet set up.
ReplyDeleteThanks Trey!
DeleteGreat looking game although you should of warned us about the sweaty man flesh coming up!
ReplyDeleteI felt I wasn't warned either!
DeleteVery nice BATREP, specially like all the anecdotes concerning the players. How the shed must have smelled afterwards I do not want to imagine... poor old you!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the empathy sir.
DeleteGreat game!. Which rules are youy using? I have a friend looking to play the period but is hesitating about which set to use
ReplyDeleteBodged up set made by Postie, still a work in progress!
DeleteNice looking game :)
ReplyDeleteThis looks really nice!
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Thanks Gina.
DeleteEven from your unbiased pov, Postie's shed does seem akin to being sent to "the hole" in any prison film.
ReplyDeleteStill, it was a good battle even if Ray seemingly beat himself by halftime.
Very unbiased and fair pov my friend!
DeleteI love your opening line, and all that follows. Maybe part of gaming is to recreate the conditions the combatants had to fight in? Good luck when you play the Retreat from Moscow in the shed!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to long john weather!
DeleteGood report Fran. Nice to see opinions from all sides.
ReplyDeleteMine obviously been the truth!
DeleteNice table, and looks like it was a great day all round. Thanks for the nice pics and write up.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Colonel!
DeleteDidn't you get actually o carry the position? It's no fun unless you see the lads surging over the trench lines and putting the defenders to the sword. Nice looking table and the armies look superb, and all.
ReplyDeleteThe rats conceded and went for tea!
DeleteClearly its been a noteworthy game!
ReplyDeleteThanks Scott!
DeleteBigLee sweating like a page 3 photographer...Best comment of the post.
ReplyDeleteGreat AAR Fran, Banzai!
There's a poet in every Irishman.
DeleteDon't you know it.....
DeleteI'm a poet!
I love seeing those giant arms on the table/board and really getting a feel for perspective.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the heat! Sweating is healthy, you know!
Most of the time!
DeleteLove the Japanese War Flag. Looks like you had fun, despite the heat!
ReplyDeleteHot fun!
DeleteYou guys really need a fan or an open window in there!
ReplyDeleteWould cool things down, and air out those farts.
We had an open door and window but little effect, they get stuck in the wood!
DeleteVery nice AAR !!!
ReplyDeleteBest regards Michael
Excellent reporting Fran!!
ReplyDeleteNice one Rodger!
DeleteNice report, but some very scary photos there.. glad the keep the last shirt on rule was in effect ;)
ReplyDeleteRigidly enforced!
DeleteAfter the thumbs up, all must have went well
ReplyDeleteNo, things got grouchy!
DeleteRays kids were against it, seemingly I took up too much room!
ReplyDeleteGood looking game Fran! I remember seeing Alec Guinness in a similar box created by the Japanese I don't think he was seating as much though!!
ReplyDeleteGood to see you all enjoying yourselves!
Seating? Sweating sweating!
ReplyDeleteDamn right he wasn't Willie!
DeleteGreat looking game Fran
ReplyDeleteThings always get grouchy, lol
Very true Kev!
DeleteGreat AAR and photos of an impressive game, Fran. Best, Dean
ReplyDeleteThanks Dean.
Deletegreat game !
ReplyDeleteThank you Rajiv!
DeleteAnother really big battle! Great AAR, Fran!
ReplyDeleteThanks Juan.
DeleteAwesome report and photos. Gaming in the heat -- that's devotion to the hobby!
ReplyDeleteHope all goes well with the training shift.
Nice one Chris.
DeleteI just get over the size and scale of the battles you chaps fight and they look so good too. Great batrep
ReplyDeleteThanks PK!
Delete"The Angry Lurker" has been included in the A Sunday Drive for this week. Be assured that I hope this helps to point even more new visitors in your direction.
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Good man Jerry!
DeleteMuch sweatiness all round...great looking game though; where does he get those wonderful toys??
ReplyDeleteHe's Batman!
DeleteLucky rolls are what I think make it so realistic. So many small forces have overcome some great odds with luck. Thanks for sharing this game, Fran.
ReplyDeleteNo problem my friend.
DeleteWow, great looking game and it sounds like you guys had a great time!
ReplyDeleteThanks Cory!
DeleteI scrolled and scrolled and scrolled and scrolled some more but was very disappointed. No pictures of all you men dancing around in your undies in the garden hose. Or is that the next post?? Take care, Fran!!!
ReplyDeleteThose pictures are on my other blog:P
DeleteBeing disciplined for a potty mouth? Come now, this is war, boys! You'd better believe those soldiers are gonna be saying things that would make a nun blush!
ReplyDeletePostie is a strict nun!
DeleteSounds like a funday. Loved that fire cannon love the color and the men, next time your rejects should dress up like your war men and post for the pictures. In my grandpas home we used to have those rock balls which we mistook for Shotput balls and used to practice with those. Then my ganny told me that those were cannon balls used during British period .
ReplyDeleteAnd cheese feeding as mimic a mute button, sounds like a lovely idea, let me try that with my older twin kid, oh my he is non-stop chatter box nowadays,
Would need to hire BIG costumes!
DeleteGreat review and pictures! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteGreetings
Peter