Friday, 28 January 2011

Angry First Aid Part 2........Knee Aid.

My 3 day first aid course for myself and half my security team is over and everybody passed (I was surprised aswell) but now I have guys who think they are House (pictured left) and are trying to find people to perform procedures on, they want their ID's to read Doctor (one wants to have site hero?). I agree with the House image because with security you get loud and surly first aid but still good first aid but mainly beacuse our knees are in tatters and the cane would help. Our instructor did buy us knee boards but they were small and we kept slipping off them (causing even better carpet burns) lol.The other thing we found out about one of our colleagues is that if you tickle him he farts.

Should be back to normal from the weekend with blogging after I redo some pictures and Bob Geldof can organise a gig.

For some comments I received CPR stands for Cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
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  1. mekelnborg28 January 2011 at 10:04

    Glad the three days are over. It'd be easier to remember if they could keep it simple. Soon the details will get mixed up in the mind and they'll actually do the infant version on a big guy, or the human version on a bird or something.

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  2. Ray Rousell28 January 2011 at 10:28

    I don't want my name on my pass anymore, just call me "The Doctor".

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  3. Al Frances28 January 2011 at 10:54

    So do you work in security? What's the best way to take down a security guard? My friend told me they always wear ball cups, so that's a waste of time. Is it true?

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  4. Porky28 January 2011 at 11:54

    I think Mekelnborg has been there too. I wonder how much one course is really worth, given we can forget this kind of thing so easily? I'd say first aid procedures need to be practised monthly at least, though I doubt anyone would be interested in that, even with the break from routine.

    Glad it's all done anyway. I'm betting you didn't celebrate with a knees-up.

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  5. erics28 January 2011 at 11:58

    house rawks!

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  6. Kicking Rocks28 January 2011 at 14:19

    Doctor House!

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  7. A Beer for the Shower28 January 2011 at 15:06

    At least your security guards look like House. Around here, our security guards are 90 year old men that look like they couldn't catch a cold, let alone some kind of intruder.

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  8. Jimmy Fungus28 January 2011 at 15:23

    I once knew a kung fu master named Zorohamster who could make anyone fart by tickling them.

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  9. Zakk28 January 2011 at 16:25

    lol @ tickle farts.

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  10. Doo28 January 2011 at 16:41

    "For some comments I received CPR stands for Cardiopulmonary resuscitation."

    Hahaha made me laugh :)

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  11. Justsayin'28 January 2011 at 16:49

    What Zoe said :D

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  12. Suciô Sanchez28 January 2011 at 17:56

    Don't let them do a car key tracheotomy on you.

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  13. noog28 January 2011 at 17:59

    Hahaha! this is definitely the funniest post i've read on here... careful with those carpet burns my friend... ;D

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  14. Isaac28 January 2011 at 21:14

    it's Lupus!

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  15. mekelnborg28 January 2011 at 21:29

    Here, these two guys tried to 'take down' security. It was a really bad idea. One dead, one wounded in critical condition. Look what happened to them. The Fire Dept used hoses to wash the sidewalk. This was today,three hours ago. Listen to the eyewitness describe the way the robber with no eyes kept trying to get up. He was the one with the shotgun. Security is okay.
    http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/metro/robbers-shot-killed-family-dollar-chicago-homan-alleged-brinks-20110128

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  16. Mister Sharaf29 January 2011 at 01:42

    nice pic, must love him

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  17. ZSPN29 January 2011 at 02:31

    Nice blog man! Good luck!
    http://zspneverydaysports.blogspot.com/

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  18. Vapor29 January 2011 at 04:14

    Depending on how often you'll have to go to get recertified it can be worth it to pick up a set of knee pads ($10 investment at any sports shop). They also come in handy when you do repair work around the house.

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  19. tigey29 January 2011 at 07:42

    Lol, he farts when tickled ? heheheheh

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  20. Bartender29 January 2011 at 15:51

    Ah! Does he fart when you tickle him or when you tickle him does he fart?

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  21. G29 January 2011 at 19:14

    The "tickle farts" thing is never going to get old... lol

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  22. Tsipise29 January 2011 at 19:28

    Thaét must have been funny three days! but it's good that as many as possible people learn to practice first aid, without the intention to take over doctor's works.

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  23. The Game Store Guy31 January 2011 at 08:46

    Dually noted. In the instance a security officer ever preforms first aid, do not attempt to tickle him for fear that he may fart.

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